How many internet forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[rezell3d]

How many internet forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's lightbulb or light bulb ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is lamp
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that light bulb is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add Me too
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say didn't we go through this already a short time ago?
13 to say do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
1 mod to lock it down after it goes off-track for the nth time...

[David Hodgkins]

You forgot 1 to move it to off topic from the roadster section...

[rich grsc]

Damn good thing I'd finished my coffee, or you'd owe me a new key board. That's funny and TRUE.

[AC Bill]

Not far from the truth, that's for sure. Then there's always a few that will go off topic, perhaps in this case, to be ranting about proper wire gauge sizing..lol

[fastthings]

Very good.

[dallas_]

You should have used LED bulbs.

[NukeMMC]

2 to post 1-word replies to bump their post count so they can post in the For Sale section

[myjones]

You forgot 1 to move it to off topic from the roadster section...

And at least 3 posters to complain about the moderators using heavy handed tactics

Dale

[GoDadGo]

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[tfalk]

At least 4...

[Arvin]

Now that is Funny!

[RoadRacer]

> 1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

couldn't resist

[Barrel]

I know that it may have already been posted but does anyone have the Part# for this bulb? Thanks in advance.