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    Name that Caption Contest #2

    Dave Lindsey
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    Just because you paint it like a plane, it doesnt give you the right to dog fight your buddies
    Last edited by LuckyWinner; 07-29-2011 at 02:01 PM.
    Owner MK4 7642RD, 393 stroker, TKO 600 with midshift, HDX Clutch, Moser 3.31 3-link with disc brakes, 17" Bullit wheels, NT05's, Seat heaters donated by WarmSeats.com, door panels donated by Herbs Door panels.

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    OK - SERIOUSLY...... One of us needs to give way to the other, or the pedestrian will beat us BOTH!

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    Another case of in thru the out door.
    Anniversary Special,Dart Aluminum 427, AFR 225 outlaw heads,Howard Cams,Hillborn stack injection,Liberty Gears prepedTKO600, Five Link, ISIS Wiring,8.98 @151 with no power adders Photo album HTTP://photobucket.com/anniversary-car

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    Ok which one of us is gonna end up with peanut butter in our chocolate or vice versa?

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    Hey he 's letting her drive his cobra , why can't I drive ours ?

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    Not another film of a woman driving a Roadster, PLEASE!

    Hank
    “If you didn’t have enough time to do it right the first time. How come you always have time to go back and do it again?” FFR1000186CP

    Understeer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and oversteer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car.
    Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you.

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    See, blondes do have more fun. They get to drive.

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    There you see that, we could've had an original Factory Five too!
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    Go ahead...punch it...I bet you can use his hood as a ramp and soar right over him.....

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    Driving with this blindfold on sure is fun!

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    Hey, this is not England and I'm not driveing a ACBristol get on the right sideof the road.

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    There's gotta be another way outta here!

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    You back up......No, you back up......no, seriously, you back up!

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    "Just sit still, maybe they wont notice us here."
    Yes, I built it. Yes, it's fast. No, you can't drive it!
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    "Quick back up! It looks like lip jaundice!

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    Not again! Weren't you the lady driving the red Cobra last time???

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    You told me when you built it, and I quote "Darling, you won't see another car like this in your lifetime"
    One FFR and one VFR. I like symmetry

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    Why couldn't you just paint your car normal like that one?!?

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    "Now that's a tach - like I said... size matters, honey."
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    Is that Adam West, Michael Keaton, Val Kilmer or Christian Bale driving Miss Daisy?
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    "You told me 198 was painted red"!

    Doug

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    "Honey, I don't think were driving towards a mirror."

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    "Look out -- we're going to be 'wreck-rolled' again!"

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    “Under-steer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and over-steer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you.”
    -- Jacques Schnauzee "World Famous Racecar Driver"

    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough horsepower."--Mark Donohue

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    I Knew I should not have let you drive.

    Loeffler1

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    "now that is the color I was looking for!"

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    We can get under way here, just as soon as our cars are done talking to each other.

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    I would, but I'm blond and can't find reverse!!

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    The build manual never said anything about how to drive the damn thing!
    Steve
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    Paints his car to look like a plane? I think he has bats in his belfry.
    Don
    FFR-4000, CHP 408ci./600hp, Wayne's Stack F.I. & Tec-3, T-600, IRS, Smith gauges, 17" Pin-Drive wheels, Whitby's rag top & paint by Ken Pike (SRP).

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    "Think your engine is a stump puller? Enter our new Roadster Wrestling (TM) contest and go nose-to-nose with the competition!"
    FFR Mk3.1 #6720 delivered 8/14/08. Inching towards a 4.6 street car build.

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    This year at Huntington Beach FFR introduced their first SIAMESE FACTORY FIVES
    Strictly made for Wicked Burn outs These things look like real Chinese fireworks when lit up!
    Next year they plan to introduce the "THREESOME" which I am sure will stretch the elastic to new frontiers ,
    This will be introduced in the Tri-Snake Area.

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    Just because I am blond, doesn't mean I can't drive in reverse...?

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    Friggin tourist, can't wait for them to go back home

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    This is what happens when you forget to explain to your wife what "reverse lockout" really means.

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    brake! Brake! BRAKE!!!!

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    This is David Attenborough. Today on Animal Planet we are looking at cobra mating rituals.

    Ahhh! Can you see them! Oh, this is really fah-sinating. Look at how the female is edging forward in her seductive pose while the male backs off, pretending not to notice. Very soon, these two will do laps around each other, sizing each other up before the male finally makes his move.

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    Why can't you install a visor mirror for me, like they have? My hairs always getting mussed up, and it's hell to put on lipstick without one!

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    SOOOOOOO. This is one picture the ex didn't rip in half and burn....not that I didn't .........never mind.....oooosa....oooosa

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