AP Newswire - 06/01/2019

In the usually peaceful community of Elkhart Lake, Wisconsin there has been
great turmoil recently as Summer arrived. Insect Rights Activists have chimed
in following a DNR and EPA report of diminished insect counts along many
back roads around Sheboygan County.

The DNR has shown that wherever a certain '33 Street Rod is driven, there is
an immediate reduction in the number of flying insects. Forensic Insect
Pathologist Ralph "Creepie" Crawler said in a report released to the public over
Memorial Day Weekend that he has found significant scientific evidence of the
FFR '33 Ford's killing spree.

While crowds of protesters surrounded his garage singing anti-bug-killing songs
our AP Newswire reporter, Slap Skeeter, was able to interview the car's owner.
Tom "Terminal Velocity" Veale said there were no malicious maneuvers used
while piloting his '33 two tone Ford street rod on a 100 mile journey recently.
Instead he claims to be innocent of any and all wrongdoings.

Mr. Veale's claim is that there is a strange psychological manifestation occurring
within the insect community where they become despondent, and therefore
suicidal. He claims that these deaths have occurred not because of some plan of
his own, but that the mass psychosis is leading to tragic reduction in the bug populations.

We were able to obtain these spy photos showing the evidence of a blood bath.
Remember this wholesale slaughter took place in just 100 miles and that by Mr.
Veale's own confession, he's driven this machine nearly 12,000 miles already.

Please, keep small children protected from these graphic images!
They are very disturbing; viewer’s discretion is advised.......................





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