I was entering the sweeping right hand turn at Willow Springs......
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I was entering the sweeping right hand turn at Willow Springs......
".....a splash of grenadine, top it off with the little umbrella and there you have it......the perfect Shirley Temple"!!
"I was daydreaming on the garden tractor while finishing up the lawn when I suddenly realized I wasn't in the coupe! My garden tractor suffers from an alignment problem so as I rounded the corner the backend swung out and I ran right through the flower beds mowing down all the tulips! I gotta get the toe adjusted in that garden tractor..."
Last edited by MrJeffreyB; 05-21-2011 at 08:15 AM. Reason: typo
So here I am, showing the officer how I actual can pour myself coffee and make donuts at the same time...
First gear, lean right -- Second gear, hang on tight --
And I ended withe a double purple nurple!
So I told him: "Right hand, cash for your foundation or left hand a bag of chicken grain, that's all what you'll get from me this time"!
Last edited by VeniceCobra; 05-21-2011 at 01:18 PM.
Ok, so here is my entry..."In turn nine I must have been pulling 1.5 Gs "
"Put your dukes up...come on, I dare ya"
These kits are really easy to build. Just put tab "A" into slot "B", or is that tab "B" into slot "A"or..........
So I flipped over. I was fine but you should seen how many rolls of duct tape it took to put the body back together. Honestly, we won the next day
"So ever since then, when I turn the key, it makes a noise like 'scha kala kala kala pbzzzzt'. any suggestions?
As uncomfortable as it was...Dave did promise the winner of the Dance off a ride in the Roadster.
FFR#2496
FFR#CP373
"Little grease and sweat equals success"
I saw you guys in CAR WARRIORS, I think I drive better than you can modify a car... uh?
VenomXS - SuperCobra 1
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"Pull my Finger.... common guys really... Pull my finger..."
Dooooooo tha Macarena!!!!!
Thanks,
Al Adkins
Certified "Kool Aid" drinker
"I know it's not traditional, but at MY wedding, we did the chicken dance like THIS..."
"This is Factory Five's new 'Pay Per Mile' modification. You insert the card into the slot on your dashboard, like this, and with the more credits you have on your card, the more smiles you'll get per mile. It's like Dave & Busters for the road!"
--kC
"I just got back from Pakistan...I had Bin Laden in a head lock; like this..."
Wow guys, there's a lot of great captions for this photo. Will have to talk it over with the crew here but we will announce the winner later this afternoon. Definitely helped wake me up (have a slight case of the Mondays) with all the laughs I got.
Dave Lindsey
FFR's Mad Dog
They didn’t quite get it until Dave actually did his Pinocchio impression.
Wayne
And the winner is............
5Speed - "So I'm trying to hand my drivers license to the police officer and he took the keys to the coupe. That was a week ago and I haven't seen him since. I now own an almost new crown vicky and shotgun though."
It was tough to narrow down so we have a couple of honorable mentions:
FFWads - "Pool party at my house! Picture this, Me, speedos, and my new dance moves!"
ehansen007 - ""So I'm talking to the sales lady at Macy's and I'm holding up this leather belt and asking her, how do I know if this belt fits?" And she says, "what you mean, you just try it on... you've never owned a belt before.?" And I reply, "NO!!!! How does it work?""
Ray:
Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. We all laughed pretty hard.
Dave Lindsey
FFR's Mad Dog
E-mail sent Mad Dog.
"OK guys...this is the last time though.....to correctly darn socks, you thread the needle....."
They all smiled neviously as Dave showed them how to make liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Owner MK4 7642RD, 393 stroker, Gordon Levy Super Alloy T5, HDX Clutch, Moser 3.31 3-link with disc brakes, 17" Bullit wheels, NT05's, Seat heaters donated by WarmSeats.com, door panels donated by Herbs Door panels.