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Thread: Name That Caption Contest

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    Webmaster, FFR
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    Middleboro, MA

    Name That Caption Contest

    I like being the guy behind the camera because I get to take photos like this one of Dave and the guys from SKJ. In this case, I got permission to do a "Name That Caption" contest. The winner will get about $50 worth of Factory Five swag including a t-shirt, hat, travel mug, key chain, and a free kit (kidding about the kit).

    The contest will run through the weekend with the winner being announced on Monday.

    Reminder: Keep it clean, it's a family show.
    Dave Lindsey
    FFR's Mad Dog

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    Alright, let's get this party started!

    Here's my entry:
    "I don't know what it is, but every time I grab the wheel in my Roadster like this I yell 'I'm going fast momma!' like Ricky Bobby!"

    Modified Mustangs & Fords Project Snake Charmer

    FFR5310 Mk 3 Roadster
    Tungsten Gray/Silver Stripes

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    Pool party at my house! Picture this, Me, speedos, and my new dance moves!

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    Ha Ha...
    We've all heard this joke before, but since he's the boss, we better just keep laughin'!

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    certified gear head 5speed's Avatar
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    Atlantic Canada
    So I'm trying to hand my drivers license to the police officer and he took the keys to the coupe. That was a week ago and I haven't seen him since. I now own an almost new crown vicky and shotgun though.

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    Gas Fume Philosopher AJ Roadster NJ's Avatar
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    Flanders, NJ
    No, Dave, your OTHER left...

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    " So I'm nearing the end of the strait and getting ready to turn and I think to myself;" this time I'm going to use two hands on the wheel". Wow, what a difference!"

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    This one time at band camp...

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    Yes, I told you it will turn to the right, give me a break I would not lie to you.

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    "Dudes, wanna judge the 818 contest?"

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    Dave tells another story

    I'm not getting gray, I'm adding chrome....

    “Under-steer is when you hit the wall with the front of the car and over-steer is when you hit the wall with the rear of the car. Horsepower is how fast you hit the wall and torque is how far you take the wall with you.”
    -- Jacques Schnauzee "World Famous Racecar Driver"

    "If you can make black marks on a straight from the time you turn out of a corner until the braking point of the next turn, then you have enough horsepower."--Mark Donohue

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    Administrator Randy Jones's Avatar
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    A little town outside Rochester, NY
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    No Kooks... ...and we're not going to tell you again!


    Robert, I really miss you man

    FFR Roadster Mark III, 500hp Small Block Chevrolet, TKO600, BMW Imola Red with silver ghost flamed stripes by the immortal Batman.

    "There's nothing you can't do, only stuff you haven't done yet!"

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    When I blew by the Prius, the Prius owner was yelling something, but I couldn't hear him over my Type 65 Coupe's awesome exhaust note.

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    Covington, Georgia
    Here's mine, "Dave, you really ought to consider tattoo's and a goatee!"

    I sure miss my coupe!

    F5R1004503SP 2004 Challenge Car, 331 Stroker

    Coupe # 031, 422" Windsor stroker by Southern Automotive (Dash autographed by Peter Brock)***SOLD***
    Unique 427 Roadster, 482" Aluminum FE by Southern Automotive***SOLD***

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    "Just a little cream in my coffee."
    Factory Five Racing MKIII Super Snake Replica. Cannonball Cobra Drop Trunk Box, Horn Button and other machined Do Dads.
    i.e.427 Chromed Full Width Roll Bar with integrated LED Third Brake Light.
    I will never forget My Buddy Paul.

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    So we duct taped it back together and kept racing!

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    Rancho Cordova, CA
    So, here I was trying to change my 8-track while keeping up with the hot girl and my old car died..... Ahhhhhh.....Prom Night!!!

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    So check this out...... Our next kit, I have invested our entire companys assests in.... Wait for it... A fiberglass Lamborghini body on a Fierro frame!!!

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    "For me, the best part of the build was sitting in the car making vroom vroom noises..."

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    "Honest... the older I get the faster I was!"

    "There are no more monsters to fear, and so, we have to build our own."
    Mk3.1 #7074

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    Dave tries to show the young guys that The Dougie is a ripoff of an old Partridge Family move.
    Coupe #497 delivered 7/29/10. Engine in on 10/1/10. Pushcart on 10/4/10. First start on 12/01/10. First go-cart on 12/31/10. Finished and on the road as of February 2012.
    Coupe Body Buck Plans - My Spray Booth - Painting Lessons Learned
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    Lots of build photos and some observations:[email protected]/

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    Let me teach you how to dougie!

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    Collingwood, Ontario, Canada
    So now the trooper has the cuffs on me...........

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    "So I'm talking to the sales lady at Macy's and I'm holding up this leather belt and asking her, how do I know if this belt fits?" And she says, "what you mean, you just try it on... you've never owned a belt before.?" And I reply, "NO!!!! How does it work?"
    Last edited by ehansen007; 05-20-2011 at 01:23 PM.

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    Administrator David Hodgkins's Avatar
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    "Sing with me! Ready?
    Oompa, Loompa, Dippity Do..."

    FFR 5369 Pin Drive, IRS, Trigos, Torsen, Wilwoods, FMS BOSS 302 "B" cam , Mass-flo. CA SB100 (SPCN) Registered
    Delivered 4/23/06. "Finished" 4/2012 (still not done!)

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    Junior Member markmax's Avatar
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    When you can snatch the keys from my hand grasshopper.

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    Let's see.... I have the outfit and some gray hair. If I can only get a couple more cars, I will be just like Jay Leno.....
    Pressing the thin pedal on the right is more fun than I ever imagined !!!!
    MK 3.1 IRS, 392, TKO 600, Manual Brakes & Steering, Pin Drive 17"
    Thanks to Paul for all his help !!!

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    "So here I am looking into the eyes of the guy behind me after doing a 180 on turn three...suggestions?"
    2015 Mar: MK4 Complete kit #8617, 302 create, carb, 3-link (current build)
    2014 Sep: MKII Kit #4215, 302 create, carb, IRS, Sold as roller (wasn't the 'keeper car')
    2011 Mar: MK3 Base Kit #5400, 4.6L Fuel Injection, Complete! (well, just about)
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    "So I'm racing Mark Dougherty on x-box kinect, and I got my hands out like this and my foot to the floor screetching around turn one at Road Atlanta..."
    MKIII #3835 IRS, Anderson Performance 408 Levy T-5 Trans, Team III Wheels
    Paint completed November 2010, passed NJ State Safety Inspection June 21st, Tagged and First Drive 7/1/2011

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    "At this point, it became obvious that countersteering only works with motorcycles."

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    "You grab the ropes like this, cross em' over each other real fast, then you in middle jump in and start hopping. This is how we Double Dutch!"

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    "OK guys, next project build, can R&D make my walker as fast as the Roadster?"


    I turned him upside down and shook him like this.
    Last edited by Kalstar; 05-20-2011 at 04:42 PM.

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    Blythewood South Carolina
    While we were on the way to the Charlotte auto fair we pass my favorite hamburger restaurant. I stomped
    the gas pedal on the rental car and spun that bad boy around in the road.The whole time Gary was yelling 'yoo hoo
    like in the ff cd when he was driving his coupe.

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    "You should have seen it, we were turning into Sonic last Friday night for the weekly hotrod show in the new Mark IV when I reached down to hit the horn button when next thing I know the rearend passed us... Man, talk about embarrassing, the whole crowd was hottin and hollerin at us... :-)"

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    Woops! I posted my caption on Facebook, instead. Here it goes again...

    "Sounds like....." *VRRROOOOOMMM*

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    Smile Name that Caption Contest

    When I grow up and get my driver's license, I want to drive a Factory Five Car just like you guys!!!

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    Let off the gas a little.

    So then I am entering that decreasing radius turn and just then all I see is grass and dirt and think, "There is no way this could be happening to me, I am Dave Smith from Factory Five!".

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    How often do you think of welds.

    So as I am cutting it hard and the car is starting to roll, suddenly my mind went to the welding tech we have had working on those roll bars - I sure hope we got our money's worth out of that guy !!

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    "Even I can't help but get in the seat of an unfinished kit and start making BRRROOOOOOOM BRRRRROOOOOOOM noises"

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    Rrrrrr Rrrrrrrr Rrrrr VRoooooooooom!
    MkII, 408W, AFR 225, Dyno 515HP, Not complete as of yet.

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